Your account has been banned
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This is a surreal and hilarious choice-based dialogue game. You’ve signed up for the latest AI assistant, but its decision-making algorithm clearly has some issues—it’s currently banning users left and right.
Overview
Welcome to Xiao D!
Thank you for signing up for our latest AI assistant. To provide you with a better, more personalized experience, we’d like to learn a bit about your interests and daily habits through a simple chat.
Let’s get started! And don’t worry—we certainly won’t go around banning accounts for no reason. Really!
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This is an absurd, humorous, choice-based dialogue game. You’ve signed up for a state-of-the-art AI assistant—but its internal judgment system seems to have a few... glitches, and it’s currently banning users left and right.
Choose your words carefully! If you arouse Xiao D’s suspicion, your account will be toast!
Dialogue Strategy: As the AI fires off questions, choose your answers with care. One careless response, and Xiao D will set its sights on you.
Identity Verification: Yes—sorry about this—but such is the nature of the internet: you’ll constantly be subjected to various verification tests to prove you aren’t a robot.
Escalating Tensions: Xiao D will keep evolving its tactics. How long can you keep your account from getting banned?
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Xiao D is committed to providing a safe, friendly, and personalized experience for every user.
Your account has been banned.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.
Genres
Ways to play
- Single-player
Weak PC? It still plays
Play Your account has been banned on a weak PC
Your account has been banned needs at least 1 GB of RAM. Cloud PC is a Windows computer with a strong GPU in the cloud. You control it from your laptop, phone or desktop.
Turn on Cloud PC
Log in to Thinkmay and start your machine. You get a Windows desktop of your own.
Install the game
Install Your account has been banned from Steam as you would at home.
Play on any device
Play on a laptop, phone or desktop. Controllers and microphones work.

























