Pit & Pat

GiantRiotous

A chaotic multiplayer football game where you steal goalposts, cast spells with your voice, and occasionally get into a fight with Mr. Penwings (the referee).

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Overview

A 2-8 player aerial football game where the rules are mere suggestions. You can fire guns, freeze your friends mid-air, or send them spinning into a tornado, all by shouting spells into your mic.

And if you're losing a match? JUST STEAL THE GOALPOSTS.

THINGS YOU DO IN THE GAME

  • Shout a lot. Bolt, Katana, Tornado and what not. You can easily ruin your friends’ games. (We do have a wheel as well, so don’t worry if the voice doesn’t work.)

  • Angry Ball. Well, the ball loves to be kicked around and hit with guns. (Ha! Kidding.) It doesn’t, so sometimes it gets angry and tries to hunt everyone down.

  • Drones. What better way to play football than with drones? And if you want even more control, we’ve got FPV especially for you.

  • Tether. You can steal goalposts. Yank your friends or hook them to a wall. Nothing is far-fetched here.

  • Mr. Penwings. The star of the show, Mr. Penwings, referees the game with a shotgun. He is okay with most things, but sometimes he doesn’t like something and shoots you with a shotgun and sends you to the sin bin. 

Here are a few more GIFs to ensure you do end up buying the game.

Still here? Here's the angry ball

Okay, one last one. The absolute thrill of victory.

But how can I forget Mr. Penwings

Genres

Sports

Ways to play

  • Multiplayer
  • PvP

Weak PC? It still plays

Play Pit & Pat on a weak PC

Pit & Pat needs at least 8 GB of RAM and 4 GB of VRAM. Cloud PC is a Windows computer with a strong GPU in the cloud. You control it from your laptop, phone or desktop.

1

Turn on Cloud PC

Log in to Thinkmay and start your machine. You get a Windows desktop of your own.

2

Install the game

Install Pit & Pat from Steam as you would at home.

3

Play on any device

Play on a laptop, phone or desktop. Controllers and microphones work.

Try 3 hours for $1.12Experience plan, one purchase per account.What is Cloud PC?