Risk it Little Biscuit

Cookies get eaten. Unless they fight back.

Ever since the Big Ones left, the kitchen belongs to the snacks. But deep beneath it all, inside the volcano, the Great Oven is glowing. A hundred years ago, one cookie slipped behind the tray and nobody ever took it out. Now he is the Charred One, and he's stoking the oven until everything is as black as he is.

He broke his glowing heart into four ember shards and handed them to four rulers. They've been losing it ever since.

Only one old kitchen timer is still ticking: Pomo, half tomato, half egg timer. She wakes the bravest crumb she can find. You.

• Forest: The Emberroot, oldest root in the kitchen, is spitting fire and everything smells like toast.

• Kitchen: The Cookie King stopped polishing his crown. Now all he sees are enemies.

• Ice Cream Glacier: Deep in the freezer, the Ice Emperor freezes everything so he won't melt himself. On the ice, brakes are just a rumor.

• Haunted Forest: The back of the pantry is where forgotten things end up. Stay in the light.

• Volcano: With all four shards, the oven door opens. What waits behind it has been counting for a hundred years.

Your weapons fire on their own. You move, dodge, grab XP candies and make one choice after another, until the screen is hundreds of enemies deep and you're still standing.

• Absurd snack weapons: Cookie saws, Shurikookies, boba cannons, coffee puddles, popcorn pans, sauce bottles, gummy gangs and plenty more.

• Evolutions: The right weapon plus the right upgrade turns into something much, much worse. For your enemies.

• Mini-bosses and elites: A milk tank that sucks you in through its straw, a snowman you'd better freeze in front of, a gingerbread house that chases you.

• Builds with bite: Crit, cooldown, area, extra shots, lifesteal or the reckless glass cannon.

Nine heroes, all straight from the pantry, each with their own playstyle:

A chocolate chip cookie with a choco salvo, a jar of furious jam, an onigiri, a red-hot toast, a knight made of onion layers, a mochi whose melody plays to the beat of the music, an Inari fox with foxfire, a Slime King and a tofu that borrows everyone else's tricks.

Between runs, the hub is waiting: spend coins in Rico's shop, grow your skill tree, tune your weapon pool at the workbench, fill the bestiary and hunt achievements, a few of them secret. If it's too cozy for you, turn up the heat at the chili shelf.

And once the oven is out? Endless mode keeps going.

Risk it, little biscuit.