Thou Shalt Be Rich

Easyroad

Interpret the crystal ball's prophecies to find tomorrow's soaring stocks and bet your entire fortune. Survive the madness of skyrocketing and crashing prices to become rich. You need to take revenge on the Fortune Teller Corp that fired you just for a little bit of embezzlement!

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Overview

Once an elite prophet, all you have left is a pile of debt and a single crystal ball. Your only hope is to hit the stock market jackpot using the power of prophecy!

Interpret the Crystal Ball and Buy Stocks

You must interpret cryptic prophecies that make absolutely no sense to find hints about which stocks will skyrocket. Pray your prediction is correct and bet your life savings with trembling hands!

Enjoy Absurd Events and Stock Fluctuations!

In this world of fortune tellers, ridiculous events cause stock prices to fluctuate wildly every day. Watch retail investors suffer from crashes while you enjoy the thrill of the surge!

Key Features

  • Over a hundred vague prophecies and hilarious news items

  • Purchase various additional divination tools to aid your predictions

  • Bills and dunning letters that constantly pressure you

  • The delightful experience of acquiring the company that fired you

  • If you go broke, take a brief meditation underwater and start over from scratch!

Genres

IndieSimulationStrategy

Ways to play

  • Single-player

Weak PC? It still plays

Play Thou Shalt Be Rich on a weak PC

Thou Shalt Be Rich needs at least 4 GB of RAM. Cloud PC is a Windows computer with a strong GPU in the cloud. You control it from your laptop, phone or desktop.

1

Turn on Cloud PC

Log in to Thinkmay and start your machine. You get a Windows desktop of your own.

2

Install the game

Install Thou Shalt Be Rich from Steam as you would at home.

3

Play on any device

Play on a laptop, phone or desktop. Controllers and microphones work.

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