Thou Shalt Be Rich
Easyroad
Interpret the crystal ball's prophecies to find tomorrow's soaring stocks and bet your entire fortune. Survive the madness of skyrocketing and crashing prices to become rich. You need to take revenge on the Fortune Teller Corp that fired you just for a little bit of embezzlement!
Overview
Once an elite prophet, all you have left is a pile of debt and a single crystal ball. Your only hope is to hit the stock market jackpot using the power of prophecy!
Interpret the Crystal Ball and Buy Stocks

You must interpret cryptic prophecies that make absolutely no sense to find hints about which stocks will skyrocket. Pray your prediction is correct and bet your life savings with trembling hands!
Enjoy Absurd Events and Stock Fluctuations!

In this world of fortune tellers, ridiculous events cause stock prices to fluctuate wildly every day. Watch retail investors suffer from crashes while you enjoy the thrill of the surge!
Key Features
Over a hundred vague prophecies and hilarious news items
Purchase various additional divination tools to aid your predictions
Bills and dunning letters that constantly pressure you
The delightful experience of acquiring the company that fired you
If you go broke, take a brief meditation underwater and start over from scratch!
Genres
Ways to play
- Single-player
Weak PC? It still plays
Play Thou Shalt Be Rich on a weak PC
Thou Shalt Be Rich needs at least 4 GB of RAM. Cloud PC is a Windows computer with a strong GPU in the cloud. You control it from your laptop, phone or desktop.
Turn on Cloud PC
Log in to Thinkmay and start your machine. You get a Windows desktop of your own.
Install the game
Install Thou Shalt Be Rich from Steam as you would at home.
Play on any device
Play on a laptop, phone or desktop. Controllers and microphones work.

























