Pit & Pat
GiantRiotous
A chaotic multiplayer football game where you steal goalposts, cast spells with your voice, and occasionally get into a fight with Mr. Penwings (the referee).
Overview
A 2-8 player aerial football game where the rules are mere suggestions. You can fire guns, freeze your friends mid-air, or send them spinning into a tornado, all by shouting spells into your mic.
And if you're losing a match? JUST STEAL THE GOALPOSTS.
THINGS YOU DO IN THE GAME
Shout a lot. Bolt, Katana, Tornado and what not. You can easily ruin your friends’ games. (We do have a wheel as well, so don’t worry if the voice doesn’t work.)
Angry Ball. Well, the ball loves to be kicked around and hit with guns. (Ha! Kidding.) It doesn’t, so sometimes it gets angry and tries to hunt everyone down.
Drones. What better way to play football than with drones? And if you want even more control, we’ve got FPV especially for you.
Tether. You can steal goalposts. Yank your friends or hook them to a wall. Nothing is far-fetched here.
Mr. Penwings. The star of the show, Mr. Penwings, referees the game with a shotgun. He is okay with most things, but sometimes he doesn’t like something and shoots you with a shotgun and sends you to the sin bin.
Here are a few more GIFs to ensure you do end up buying the game.
Still here? Here's the angry ball
Okay, one last one. The absolute thrill of victory.
But how can I forget Mr. Penwings
Genres
Ways to play
- Multiplayer
- PvP
Weak PC? It still plays
Play Pit & Pat on a weak PC
Pit & Pat needs at least 8 GB of RAM and 4 GB of VRAM. Cloud PC is a Windows computer with a strong GPU in the cloud. You control it from your laptop, phone or desktop.
Turn on Cloud PC
Log in to Thinkmay and start your machine. You get a Windows desktop of your own.
Install the game
Install Pit & Pat from Steam as you would at home.
Play on any device
Play on a laptop, phone or desktop. Controllers and microphones work.

























